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ARE YOU RELEVANT...TO WOMEN?

ARE YOU RELEVANT...TO WOMEN? If YOU are losing YOUR market share or not meeting sales projections, chances are YOU aren't RELEVANT to the most important SEX!

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How Black America came together as the tribe of JUDAH and went on to the PromiseLand...?

How Black America came together as the tribe of JUDAH and went on to the PromiseLand...? Current mood: scared
Dear Reader:
How Black America came together as the tribe of JUDAH and went on to the PromiseLand with the KING OF FUNK (whom is the NEXT MOSES)?
This is a PLAN to overthrow WORLD MUSIC and use WISDOM & KNOWLEDGE to bring the Tribe of JUDAH and the HOUSE OF ISREAL together on earth...(I AM not Satan).
This is the Story of Black Bottom and the KILLING Field (which are REAL places in Orlando, Florida). I am YOUR host Sherman Latimer a member of the Orange County Democratic Party here in Orlando, Florida which meets on the third MONDAY of every month. Remeber, YOUR VOTE does count, and without YOUR VOTE it is just like YOU would care to kill Jesus/Yahusa Messiah.
I was born in Orlando, Florida at Orange Memorial Hospital. I was born at 808 West Jefferson Street across the street from a bar about the size of your living room called (Junior's Jock Joint or SLIMS) back in the day, and I do believe the YEAR I was born was when Martin Luther King Jr started the Sounthern Christian Leadership conference.
Evenually, I was raised in the same church as Little Richard which is the 7-DAY ADVENTIST CHURCH. I remember going to church every weekend until I became 18 years of age. After that I have read the bible for myself 12 times from Genesis to Revelation as I really think every person should at least read the BIBLE as a BOOK straight through for themselves. I DO NOT BELIEVE in CHRISTIANITY! I have come to believe that YAHWEH is the only god, and that YAHSUA MESSIAH is the son of that god as long as they let me continue to drink beer on the Sabbath Day, and continue to understand that I AM a child of YAHWEH...I AM A SINNER like all, and changing daily. As a child of YAHWEH, I make my mistakes as I guest anyone else does. I AM always a peace and happy myself the way I AM! And, I WONDER how in the HELL did the Christians in this world come up with this BullSh*t that when they read the bible, they can not figure out which day is the Sabbath Day and claim to be so HOLY living in their lies that SATAN has them doing evil things.
I said before that I AM a SINNER and YAHWEH loves me the way I AM, and until he tells me anything else. The MOST IMPORTANT thing HE would like for me to DO on this earth is bring the Tribe of JUDAH and the HOUSE OF ISREAL that can hear the voice of YAHWEH back together and take them to the PromiseLand at ALL COST, TACTICAL MEANS, and WISDOM I bring YOU FUNKLORD from BLACK BOTTOM.
Anyway, I came still remember Ugly Buggly and ALL the DRUNKS whom would come and sleep on my father and mother's porch when I was a child.
THE MOVEMENT is ON at: http://www.webspawner.com/users/unitedblackworld - http://www.success-groups.com/successpub/newsite/grpcreate/groupdetails.php?groupname=UnitedBlackWorld
The MOVEMENT PLANS are:
1. To Gather ALL the 12 Tribes of Isreal together under ONE INTERNET SEARCH ENGINE that pays ALL members no matter of their color or race whom would like to see the tribe of JUDAH rule. The SEARCH ENGINE is at: http://www.webspawner.com/users/slmg & http://my.searchestate.com/uws/mn2311693.htm
2. To ASK ALL members to register at: http://www.webspawner.com/users/unitedblackworld or http://www.webspawner.com/users/slmg (to obtain an AUTO-RESPONDER that ALL members may inform others. An FREE AUTO-RESPONDER to begin with is at: http://www.freeautobot.com/
3. Keep YOUR eyes open for what is next and "The Story of Black BOTTOM...How Black America came together as the tribe of JUDAH and went on to the PromiseLand with the KING OF FUNK (whom is the NEXT MOSES) at: http://www.webspawner.com/users/coastercleanrecords
4. My Idea of the NEW Church at: http://www.webspawner.com/users/sinnerchurch
5. THE MOVEMENT "theme song" "Make Em Move" and Gospel Music page at: http://www.soundclick.com/stations/stations.cfm?id=154675 - http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pageartist.cfm?bandID=106361
6. If YOU can not find or do not sign-up at United Black World, sign-up here at: http://www.webspawner.com/users/ourcamppromos
THE 12 Tribes of Israel are: 1. Judah...the negroes. 2. Benjamin...west indians. 3. Levi...haitians. 4. Simeon...dominicans. 5. Zebulon...guatemala to panama. 6. Ephraim...puerto ricans. 7. Manasseh...cubans. 8. Gad...n. american indians. 9. Reuben...seminole indiams. 10. Naphtali...argentina to chile. 11. Asher...colombia to uruguay. 12. Issachar...mexicans. 13. Christians and ALL other people whom really know YAHWEH and YAHSHUA MESSIAH are grafted in the HOUSE OF ISREAL. We're now black and white, Hispanic and Asian...We're Hindus and Buddhists, Baptists and Episcopalians, we are ALL including every denomiation of religion that when the Bible is read in TRUTH by realizing what it says of the Sabbath Day, and every other word it reads is exactly what it says it meant!
Now WE ALL, along with those grafted into this HOUSE OF ISREAL can move along treating the birth of the Christian Jesus (and the Isrealite Yahusa Messiah) as more historical than a religion. The TRUTH is not a man made religion...it is WHAT IT IS! - http://www.success-groups.com/successpub/newsite/grpcreate/groupdetails.php?groupname=BibleStudyGroups - http://www.webspawner.com/users/kjvmasterybiblestudy/index.html - http://bigchurch.com/go/b4593
Quote: "When YOU are in the HOUSE of ISREAL, act like the niggas DO?"
I AM going to make this a MOVIE from Orlano, Florida. NOW the PromiseLand is: Economic Freedom for ALL that are linked to the FUNKLORD, and the LOOP will be looped just like YOU loop rubber bands together as each NEW person wanting to get this PLAN e-mails: martinlutherkingjr1@yahoo.com to request to be added as a carrier of this SECRET KNOWLEDGE message that is going to bring the 12 TRIBES of Isreal together including the so called Christains? This is HOW a REAL BROTHER in this DAY AND AGE is linking and developing many CLONE of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. (YOU could say...like CLONES of DR. FUNKENSTEIN). I Know YOU ALL think I AM CRAZY...but who cares!!!
If YOU would like to help get this BLOG OUT to the Media use this service, we need all the help we can get at: http://newslink.org/ - http://www.netspantv.com/1/339 - http://www.radioblack.com/all_webcast.html - http://www.broadcasturban.net/
I AM affiliated with these organizations at: http://sclcnational.org/ - http://www.millionsmoremovement.com/ - http://www.orangedemocrats.com/
Volunteers should e-mail: martinlutherkingjr1@yahoo.com
WHY A CULT LEADER? I don't sell religion. But, I tell everyone that follows my lead before cloning them that they need to give into more of my PromiseLand PROMO CHATS (at 8pm Eastern Time any nights I do them) at: http://pub3.bravenet.com/chat/show.php/235453264
After PROMO CHATS I tell my disciples that just as in religion (I AM not a christain) but, I AM a believer of Yashua Messiah, and as in gambling, you've got to spend money to make money. Inorder to Restore the Tribe of Judah and 12 Tribes of Isreal. YOU are not taking a gamble on Yashua Messiah because he is the Son of GOD (Yahweh) Benyah (Black Prince).
WHY THE RINGS AROUND THEIR (Your diciples) EYES IN BLACK OR WHITE? Funklord's Diciples wear white chaulk rings around one eye to symbolize their peace in the world when the truth is happening in the world. And, Black chaulk rings when things are not going well or to mourn dead leaders from the past, and holidays the brotherhoods (ghetto: concentration camps of our holding at this time until WE ALL who hear his voice realize that what we begin to believe for ourselves shows our FAITH like when YOU are reading these writings).
Then Some are HOODWINKED, and some are WRECKLESS EYEBALLING because of the vidoes I make of my freedom songs with the Royal Hoodmen whom are on the Journey to the PromiseLand like Dorthy and Toto, the TinMan and the Scarecrow, and the Lion had to realize at the end of their Journey to see the Wizard of OZ. They ALL had to learn that what they were looking for was already there. The Same as with us when we become our purist, we finally meet our GUARDIAN angel whom materializes before US, whom is US (Yourself) whom guide YOU to the PromiseLand which has alway been there!
Like Moses, MLK, Tupac..."I have to use all of Yahweh's gifts given me rather its cards, music, dance, romance, money, power of fitness and health, etc to take the crown to the PromiseLand! It is Time that if YOU want to end up at the top YOU must first start from the bottom (Black bottom) just like I have had to realize that I AM FUNKLORD...KING OF THE FUNK!
Society has become massively connected by BLOGS!

"Mcfunklord choosen the next MLK"

This is Mcfunklord Sunday 7-31-2005 which is the last day of July in the month I was born 48 years ago. I have come to term to let you all know that "On the Corner Block" is the version of my life where I can tell you what is going on with the FUNKLORD in the HOOD daily on the streets.

When I am writing "Mcfunklord choosen the nest MLK...How I became to lead my people on the continued Journey to the PromiseLand" is the part of my life that I will be telling you from childhood on up to NOW (the movie)!

I spept under the BRIDGE by Orlando City Hall where they let the tramps sleep. What woke me up this morning is that I had a dream that as I was looking up in the sky at these f-15 Figher Jets being broken in the sky every 3rd aircraft as I wondered why? Then I saw this aircraft that the poliots did not see which was shooting every 3rd aircraft down. Then that aircraft landed about a half mile from my mother's house and the armed guys about 5 of the got out with ozzies, as I was outside and begin to run behind the hill. Then I thought I need to let my mother, sister, and niece know to get out of the house. Then I woke up (whew)! What a dream!

Now is "On the Corner Block". The Church bus from Calvary picks up the tramps at 8am across from Salvation Army (corner of Hurghey and W. Colonial Drive (Martin Luther King Blvd if they ever change the name of the street like they should have over a year ago when the streets name was change).
I went to church at Calvary Assembly http://www.calvaryorlando.org/ 8am for a morning snack before church, and after church we had grilled hamburgers, hotdogs, chips, and sodas with my street friends Chilly Moe and his girly, Jerry, and Green. after coming from Compassion Corner http://www.fpco.org/pages/208.asp church at 7am with the same tramp friends. AfterI am a drinker when I can (only beer) you know. And, Beer leads to the FUNKLORD party !!!!! And, I mean the FUNKLORD can party. Church and lunch was over a 12noon. Then I came straight out to the University of Central Florida to get on the computer where I'll be until 8pm until I go sleep on the streets with the tramp friends again. We have spots all over Orlando, and these people (tramps) are from everywhere in the world. Most of them tell me about this Mickey Mouse story that brought them here to Orlando, Florida. I sleep on the streets because I was once in the United States Air Force, and I figure if I could do that...I could do anything!
That's an excuse, I fu*ked up soo bad last Monday drinking that I am too ashame to go home until I get some money in my pocket! Or, At least I am trying to do things like sleep on the street! You outta try it sometimes? I figure that if GOD is going to make me one of the greatest Wholesalers on earth? I might as well know how to live on the streets? I also figured that if GOD is going to have me lead my people like MLK, and MOSES. I might as well know how to live the wilderness life stye. I think politics is going to get me there though http://www.webspawner.com/users/nlpsba . That is why I created my own SELF REHAB at: http://www.webspawner.com/users/selfrehab - It's about 7:30pm and the last bus to town leaves the University of Central Florida at 8pm. Maybe I'll begin my life story tommorrow since I am off for a while?

"On The Corner Black" the daily story of the trails and errors of the World's next Music and Wholesale Empire

Today is Friday 7-29-2005 and this is Sherman Latimer alis Funklord - King of the Music that comes from the black bottom. Check it out at: http://www.soundclick.com/stations/stations.cfm?id=154675 and http://66.199.224.135/uploads/4279_Swoos_-_Track_03.m3u I am running everyday to the University of Central Florida to continue this true life story.

As I can write this STORY, SITCOM, Television series, just pain of live of a guy with many street homies, and a lot of tricks on his trick list. I need to change things around before the grimereaper comes to keep thing as they are now before I have to leave her. Life in the HOOD is not soo bad, it is just the company you keep you have to be careful of!

Somethings that YOU yourself may like to do like drinking beer with friends, might lead to others things like tricking, and not going home when you should. Be Careful out there in the streets. Some People are jealous when you have ambition, and they don't! To be continue as I am going to have to piece the End of my story with the beginning. And, The tale of "On the Corner Block" come straight to you from Orange County Jail back in 2001 is where the idea came from talking in jail with other inmates about what was the best name to name a TV SHOW..."On the Corner Block" because people would run to their Television when they heard that the close to life story SHOW was coming on!

http://www.webspawner.com/users/mcfunklordbook1 - Mcfunklord Sherman Music Camp cares about the total overall character development of kids we touch with our music and books! That is why we create programs for the City of Orlando and have gotten into politic at: http://www.webspawner.com/users/nlpsba We strive to create kids books with division training between good and evil, men and women and there duties to one another, RESPECT for the TURTH, and ALL mankind as equals, and for elder people whom the children oneday they can learn to help and give back to the community! Our missions is to help create A FATHER shadow for all ophans, and fatherless children to help them build their esteem to be able to LOOK out for themselves FIRST, and love themeslelve first without FATHERS or sometimes with MOTHERS being FATHERS inorder that they may learn to "Be Themselves, without a Father Figure". Always a carrying Brother or sister, person in the community can help keep them from trouble!

We strive to create kid's book, stories of real life characters, books in GENERAL that may become Television productions, and or SITCOMS that teach character development that also provides educational value while stimulating adult-child interaction by questions and doing?

I am proud to present 9 stories adapted to our mission which are "Magi Mcfunklord and the Magical Eggs" Book 1: About a fatherless child that chooses to try-out the tramp life as a homeless person and returns to his childhood community of THE HOOD infested with proverty, drugs, and female TRICKS inwhich Mcfunklord has enjoyed for many years before restoring himself by rememberance of his correct child charactertics of remembering how pure things where in the OLD SCHOOL of people whom knew his grandfather, father, uncles and aunts before their deaths. Being a FUNKLORD is not really that bad after all!

"Magi Mcfunklord and the Kingdom of All Music" Book 2: Which is about a man whos mind was turned into a child's vision to inact book 1 over and over again with by creating a charcteritic ego from famous artist as Eazy-E, Manny Fresh, Rick James, James Brown into one personality the FUNKLORD!

This is the first of 9 childrens books by Sherman E. laitmer entitled: "Magi Mcfunklord and The Magical Eggs" Book 1: There once was a Magi named Magi Mcfunklord in the magical city of Odnalro in the land of Alf. Little did the Magi Mcfunklord know that he was cursed by his ancestor of FRANCE (by his Last name of the France Baron Remital and wife LuaD AimraM which was a powerful Magi and his wife a pyhic. The Baron whom went by the name of Atnevihcam Kedezihclem aka Coaster Clean, or Silas) whom was himself in the 16th Century a powerful magi whom because he had burned his wife because he claim she was a wicked witch and place her ashes in an urn pasted on generation to generation from the 16th century until the urn reach the GHETTO HOOD of Nahallac Krap in the city of Odnalro in the land of Alf in 1957 with Mcfunklord's grandfather whom keep her ghost in his room, and told little Mcfunklord and his brother Milton never to go into his room or the ghost would get them!

Evenually Odnalro in the land of Alf became Doowylloh Tsae. Back to (the 20th Century) Magi Mcfunklord had some way gotten the spirit of this Baron into his life when drinking beer the Baron would come to life, as a very powerful Magi named Silas from the 16th century, and is now guardian of Magi Mcfunklord until this day, but cannot contact him unless he is drunk, to free him from the wicked witches urn (which has gotten soo old that the ashes may begin to seap out of the urn at anytime). Littele does Mcfunklord know is that the supposed witch really is a good witch which was the Baron's wife whom was murdered, and will come from the urn to guide his life from the clucthes of her murderous husband the Baron.

Silas Mcfunklord's guardian angel has been trying to find a human alive to reach the Magi Mcfunklord for centeries to solve the problem of the urn before the wicked witch ashes do seap out and ruin his faith forever. The only thing that could save the Magi Mcfunklord is that when he burned the witch. He was eating eggs, and the witch and her 5 hangman fears the Magi Mcfunklord whenever he has an egg with him (cause boy, oh boy what is ruff smell it it when the FUNKLORD eats to many eggs...whew).

From the time of the witches death from time to time, every time she goes into an uproar of madness in the urn for revenge upon Magi Mcfunklord. A dark Shadow is cast around the aura of his head covering his Hallow which he does not know he has. The only way this dark cloudy shadow can be removed is by magical powers of the Magi Mcfunklord himself...whom doesn't know of his powers for many years to come until he learns his powers himself, and a human Master alive trains him to use his powers. The Magi Mcfunklord's personality and outward aura are 8 inches away from his body at all times to protect him because of his pure heart (the average persons aura is only 3 inches around them, he has a hallow of which none of these powers he even sees, or knows he has). Many outcomes in his life, he either quits to start over, quits to learn how to deal with his successes spiritually from childhood. He was reared in Church weekly by his mother Mary. Either he Gets started always very successfully, only to be trick back into suffering by the power of the wicked witch in the urn, and her 5 outer spirit servents that roam the earth awaiting her return. Every Chance the 5 hangman get to catch the Magi Mcfunklord without an egg. They try to influence Magi Mcfunklord to get drunk, to influence him to break the urn. Grown ups, and children alike all over the world are praying for the Magi Mcfunklord to overcome the wicked witches powers before she breaks out of the urn to destroy him before he learns of his magical Egg powers, and rituals. Anyway, It all begin in 1957, the same year Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr started the Southern Christian Leadership Conference (whatever that SCC was), the same year the Magi Mcfunklord was born to Mary and Big Milton (whom was a little big drinking guy)? Magi Mcfunklord was born to be the next rescurer of his community and country. In the same neibhorhood were many characters like his Grand Father James who's wife was a ghost, and his Grandfather would never let anyone in his room to see her! There was Kenny Wine (the community clown), Jelly Juice, Hotball, Ogaloo, The McMillians, Harold Butler (whom liked to do 3 turn summer salt-flips from top of Magi Mcfunklord's house), Ugly Buggly, Uncle Buddy, Uncle Dee Dee, Uncle Candyman Coon, Aunt Martha, Aunt Yvoone, and Aunt Gwen. His Grandfather James owned 2 houses, one on each corner of Garden Street in "Black Bottom", and their neighbors the McMillain's live in the middle between the 2 of his Grandfather James houses. The Magi Mcfunklord's Grandfather James had a back yard full of chickens all over the place. John F. Kennedy was President...and as a matter of fact Magi Mcfunklord and his mother Mary went to the 2 story home behind them, and the guy was not there but his wife talked with the Magi mcfunklord's mother Mary. While they talked, the Magi Mcfunklord couldn't help but notice a picture President John F. Kenndy. And, From that day on, the Magi Mcfunklord believed that President Kennedy lived behind their house in "Black Bottom" known as Garden Street behind 808 West Jefferson St where the Magi Mcfunklord lived with His older brother by one year Little Milton . All the kids in the world wanted to come to Odnalro, Alf. The Magi Mcfunklord as a kid had Rats in their home soo big, that his mother Mary would say: "Son, the mouses are so big, it looks like they are riding on bicycles"..."everytime I put down some cheese, they ride off with it"! Rat traps were everywhere. The Magi Mcfunklord as a child, wondered why all the people in the world wanted to come to Odnalro, Alf? I mean at that time, there where nothing but Orange grooves, Orange Tree everywhere and Orange sandwiches for the kids whom picked oranges for spending money in those days for penny candies, cookies, and other kids goodies! Can you imagine an orange sandwich with mayoniesse? Why would any kid want to come here to pick oranges, and eat orange & mayanesse sandwiches! That is how poor this place was back in those days! Dirt roads, orange grooves, and a town full of drunks! It wasn't until a Professor Named Mr. Mouse decided to come to town, and make the town a better place that things begin to change! If the Magi had not notice his powers with eggs very late in life, and kept his focus by EGG magic power! None of this book would have never came to happen for all to read the story of EGG Magic! It all begin across the street from the Garden Street Bar (Juinor Jone's Jook Joint). Where all the dirty & clean people in Odnalro hanged out after work drinking in 1957 until today to party! There was Ugly Buggly, Candyman Coon, Uncle Buddy, The Magi Mcfunklord's father Big Milton (the sharpest drunk around) and a community of all other drunks in the local area sleeping on the Magi Mcfunklord's front porch almost every night after the Jook Joint closed! You should have seen how drunk Ugly buggy could get, and when Big Milton would come home. He would ask his wife Mary, "Where are my 2 little rabbits"? All the children in the area loved to play with each other as if they all thought they were family, and have built a long life relationship amoung one another to this day! Their Mothers did them a big favor to visit them off with there friends daily, and weekly when they wanted to go out and party like their drunk husbands did! The was Club Eaton, The Rainbow, and The Club by the Lake in Washington Shores. It was a real mess in "Black Bottom", and Odnalro for adults in those days. Remember, A Drunk without a community will always return to the community he came from! You could stay with any of your mother's friends, and your aunts very safely in 1957 on Garden Street. If...you didn't want to stay home and stand the drunks at your own house, it was plenty of them everywhere, all over Odnalro. I would teach you every magic trick I have learnt before you finish reading this book, if you can't find a drunk within 5 miles of your own home! As kids the Magi Mcfunklord really hated all drunks with a passion! At least that is how all the kids where in 1957! Holloween was better for kids in those days. It was more real and safe! Where when you would get a dozen eggs, toliet paper, and go out with your friends trick or treating. If you were mad at anyone besides your parents, and the drunks, or any other kids! You could throw eggs at them, their door, along with toliet paper, and run like mad! That is about the time when Magi Mcfunklord got his first glasp of magic egg tricks. While trick or treating in the neigbhorhood area of Callahan Park with the rest of the kids while running on Westmoreland Avenue (a street in the neighborhood). Magi Mcfunklord fell on his 1 dozen eggs, and none of them broke. For a kid whom didn't know anything about magic, that was good for a first lesson for beginners. For a raw egg, thats a good trick...not to have broken! One night after watching the "Wizard of Oz" (all the children in those days watched the "Wizard of OZ" once yearly with all the family), and the Buggs Bunny Show while my brother Milton and I where slepping in bed with our father Big Milton. I went to sleep on my back. My Mother used to tell me that when you go to sleep the Witch would come and ride your back, if you had been bad. And, This night I went to sleep, the witch did! She looked just like the witch on the "Wizard of OZ". We flew out of the window, the Magi Mcfunklord was the broom, and the lady whom looked like the witch on the Wizard of Oz was riding him! They were flying towards the moon! The Magi Mcfunklord could not speak, or say anything. When she let him go! He hollowed loud, and ran to the Ice box (refregirator) for an egg to throw. From that day on the Magi Mcfunklord always carries an egg with him, either hard boiled or raw everywhere he went after the witch rode his back! From rages to riches! Win to not loose! By the way Magi Mcfunklord was tickled soo much as a child (he could not speak properly, without his brother Little Milton). The Magi Mcfunklord stummered soo bad that he could not pronuce his brother Little Milton's name correctly, that he had to call him "MOWING". Trying to get that M out was hell for Magi Mcfunklord in those days...like m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m, Mowing! Mowing! There was soo much LOVE in 1957 that, if an older persons liked you, they would tickle you until you cryed (yes, the Magi Mcfunklord stummered)! And, Within his magical journey through life, before learning any real magic egg tricks. There was LOVE all over the Garden Street community...for Garden Street was a community that would do it's best to make you strong! There was competetion in sports of all kinds, and the people would bluff you if they could...only if you believed them outside of your own worth and abilities. I guess it is like that all over the world? CONTINUED at: http://www.webspawner.com/users/mcfunklordpage1

This was posted 7-29-2005 and is still being edited until we reach the Television Series of this TRUE LIFE STORY which begans as soon as Sherman Latimer finds the time to correct this damn child story to bring it to everyday life.

For Everyday life of Sherman Latimer aka Mcfunklord Sherman the King of the FUNK. Come to "On the Corner Block" (which is my next blog post)?